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BE AWESOME & HAVE FUN

Scot Nery's Boobie Trap is a fun night out for everyone! It's a chance for the best entertainers in the world to perform their best stuff and have a great time on stage. I love performing with other masterful artists; for each other and for a fantastic audience.

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Getting Booked

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How to Perform

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Arrive Wednesday by 7:30pm for show, or 6:30pm for tech, or 6:30pm for rigging.
Park at P5 - 1444 4th St, Santa Monica, CA 90401
Perform and bliss out.

Benefits of Performing Here

Super Easy

Just show up, perform & free parking

Feast

Backstage buffet meal + chips + drinks

Free Tickets

For your friends

Light Commitment

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Phone charging station.
A great, curious audience.
Photos + videos of you.
You get to watch an amazing show for free.
Clean, dry makeup area.
Warm up with our mat, foam roller, and some space backstage.
Private changing booth.
Vanity stuff (like makeup removers + gum).
You fit in here.
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Our Venue

Experience the intimate and magical atmosphere of our venue. The Illusion Magic Lounge provides the perfect setting for performers to showcase their talents in front of an engaged audience.

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Technical Details

No Thank You, Divas

We want to help you do your best, but also, we want it to be easy for us. There are up to 16 acts in a night, so we try to minimize the hassel. The tech time is from 6:30 to 7pm. The sound will never be perfect, so we only do sound-quality checks if we have extra time. The best is for you to watch the show. When it's time to perform, you enter from the house, do whatever quick setup (like plug in your guitar), if you have setup, and do your thang.

Audio Playback

If you have a track to play during your act, we can play it off:

Any special instructions should be given to the sound person before you go on stage.

Audio Inputs

We have three wired mikes on boom stands. We have a Direct (DI) box. We have a few spare XLR ports too.

Stage Measurements

Illusion venue schematic

Acrobats

What to bring: Carabiner(s), swivel, apparatus

What we have: Span sets, zip ties, electrical tape, snippers, a 2" x 2' x 4' mat for stretching, theraballs, foam roller, changing booth, advil

Two single rigging points available:

Point #1: Center Stage

Classic spotlight position! Rigged from steel beam upright straddling the stage. Spanset basketed around beam with shackle, zip-tied for safety.

Point #2: Between Stage and Audience

Tighter space, greater perceived height extending toward theater floor. Intimate and impactful!

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Rigging time: 6:30pm / Sound check only if there is extra time



 

What Performers Say

"This show is a blast! It was a thrill to perform and be a spectator. Everyone fully commits on stage, so you get amazing energy from both the performers and the audience."

- Lila Marie Balamane, Performer

"It can be hard to keep momentum for a weekly variety show in LA... Scot Nery's Wednesday shows created that! Great venue, great audience, great energy."

- Sarah Steben, Performer